In my spare time I've been known to lend a greasy elbow to projects I consider worthy of my talents and abilities.

Oddly, the following two projects are the most possibly disparate sites in the yet-discovered world.

I wrote the scripts that let the following idiots pour their foul hearts out:

I've not wasted all my time on ignobile causes. I've also done some scripting for the Revolutionary Association of the Women of Afghanistan, a group in need if there ever was one.